My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Last week, Lawson, a popular Japanese convince store, began to give out small figurines featuring the Magical Girls of Madoka on all fours dressed in traditional Japanese PE uniforms. Most likely, the idea was to assemble the girls in a cheerleader pyramid position. So of course Japanese people did everything but that.